Zahlen-Spiel...[ReKoRd B!tTe]-Wetten Dass? (3. Edition)

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I went out with a dancer
She was a romancer
She had stretch marks on the back of her thighs
She was a divorcee
She like to play with horsies
And asked me if I wanted to get high
I said there's only one hitch
Listen up and listen tight bitch
Give me some Texas wine
 
Texas Wine
Fruit of the vine
It aint Oklahoma
It ain't Arizona
It's just Tch-Tch-Tch-Tch-Texas wine.

I went to a bar just the other night
Boy I got into one hell of a fight
I think I might've broken my jaw
The very next morning, somebody stole my car.
 
Touji said:
Feierabend juhu! ^__^

Wieviel brauchen wir noch?

12000 fang schonmal an ^^

8200 reichen vorerst fün tagessoll

aber ein kleines polster wäre nich schlecht
 
was is los? hab ich mich vermesseen? ich wollt doch nix kaputt machen...
 
y wife left home about a week ago
She stole the kids, and she took all my dough
She peed on the carpet, she shot my horse
Now i think I've gone from better to bad to worse.

Texas!
and whiskey
Whiskey!
from Texas
Texas!
Texas Whiskey.
 
I went to daddy's funeral just the other day
It's just been three short days since he passed away
Seems he died from having too much to drink
That's how his truck landed up in the tree.

Texas!
and whiskey
Funerals!
and Texas
Whiskey!
and funerals
Texas funerals.

Mr. Engineer, faders up.
 
LOOOL ICH HABE GECHEATET °O°
zwei beiträge in weniger als 5sek....nennt mich admin ^^
 
What kind of jailcell is this?
I'm sitting here with a drunken Indian grinning like a mule eating garlic
He keeps trying to get his hands on my mejoshua
I'm tired
I've been perjured
I told the officer who I was but it didnt seem to make any difference
He just said
Dont drop the soap, dont smoke no dope
Better get a lawyer son, better get a real good one
Better get yourself a suit and tie
Better get your hair cut way up high
That's what the officer told me
Sheeit
I didn't do nothing
I was just driving my car
Jeezus
 
sooo kanns weitegehen

Entschuldigung, aber du hast gerade versucht zu spammen und wurdest erwischt, dies ist im United-Forum nämlich nur alle 45 Sekunden erlaubt.
verdammt ^^
 
Thunderskull said:
muss den imma dieser druck sein? :nono mach ma lieber richtig mit du spammer :D

Ich spamme nicht, ich neige nur dazu meine Gedanken auf den Punkt zu bringen! :D
 
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