I'm leaving you.
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Don't be worried, he will be fine
You on the other hand should be looking for a psychiatrist, who is able to cure your enormous attention problem
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What are you implying?
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That you have a massive psychic problem
You desperately seek for attention, you probably try to subconsciously compensate a lack of social contacts in your childhood
Think closely what you are doing here (and by "here" i mean in all 500 forums you are active in)
There is something wrong and you know this
You have to find a way to solve your problem
You desperately seek for attention, you probably try to subconsciously compensate a lack of social contacts in your childhood
Think closely what you are doing here (and by "here" i mean in all 500 forums you are active in)
There is something wrong and you know this
You have to find a way to solve your problem
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misst wollt ich auch schreiben
ist eigentlich eine universell einsetzbare Antwort.
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nicht wirklich ich gebe dir mal ein Beispiel
"Ich finde Hitler super"
"misst wollt ich auch schreiben" = Epic fail ^^
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Hmm, in my opinion, you should open a Thread in the "Kuschelecke" called "Kevin's News" and there you post all your news about for example your cousin who just died or your brother who might have the swineflu. Because people don't like when you open so many topics and in the end it is only for saying "By the way, my brother might have the swineflu" or "By the way, my cousin just died". So just open such a "Kevin's News" thread and people will like you
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Deutsches Forum, hier wird deutsch gesproche
Mein Bruder ... mein Hauptmann ... mein König
Endlich mal wahre Worte hier!!
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lol @ failed troll
Some kid sent me a harassing message on Xbox Live, he goes to my school, but I've never seen him before. I didn't do anything to provoke this kid, but apparently he is jealous of me because I'm best friend's with his crush (tabby1gamer). Unfortunately for him, his flame baiting backfired and he got owned considerably. I tried to write another message to him, but since we aren't friends on Xbox Live, there is a limit to the number of messages we can exchange each day, so it wouldn't let me (and apparently he used up his limit too, since he never replied again).
Him: hey fuck u u fuckin cock suckin dick lickin ass muchin faggot! i bet u think ur real cool for playing half life 2 in the library on advisory days. just a lil advise go get laid! oh but wait that means u have to get a dick first.
Me: Who the fuck are you?
Him: *sends me a voice message that I can't hear*
Me: Hey faggot, I can't hear voice messages, I'm on Xbox.com.
Him: im srry im not the faggot hear. im the one gettin my dick sucked unlike you suckin the dick. oh my name is kevin and im cool cuz i copied tabithas gamertag! fuckin douche
Me: What's up Jacob Blankenship? (I tracked him down)
Him: sup cock sucker
Me: I don't know what's more pathetic, you're attempt to insult me, or you're grammar.
Him: seriously could give less of a fuck if u dont like my grmammar. im srry that i actually have a live and dont care about the lil things like grammar. but seriously your a fuckin faggot that is pathetic
Me: *I forgot what I said here, but it was something witty, no doubt*
Him: the only life u have is half life on the comp. and my gf has softball practice.oh btw hows does it feel 2 get expelled 4 sexual harassment cuz u cant get any pussy
Me: *sends him a link that contains personal information about him*
Him: seriously have u ever even seen a real vagina
Me: *sends him a link that is far worse, yet also true and about him*
Him: r u fuckin stupid im on xbox
Me: I know you're on an Xbox 360, now get your fatass up, go to a computer, and go to the damn links.
Him: im srry i actually to live 4 besides online pussy
Me: If you have a life, why do you have nothing better to do than insult people you don't know over the Internet on a Friday night?
Me: You're probably the same faggot who made the bomb threat.
Him: no actually it was a gun not a bomb get ur facts straight dumbass
Him: umm how about u suck my . and i dont feel like clickin on a link that will take me 2 gay porn
Me: *provided him with proof that he has been lieing the entire conversation.*
Him: omg kid ur such a fuck tard. i said ur name was kevin. i said i know u play half life i never said i played with u. and all i said was u coppied tabithas gamer tag. and ur just a fuckin creep that will be a pedophile someday
Me: *proves him wrong, yet again*
Me: You do realize that I posted your personal information on that site right. (I was jk just to scare the shit out of him, and it worked)
Him: u think ur cool or somethin.i dont care i like 2 be noticed unlike u
Him: u r *name censored* and it was when u changed it
Me: What does that even mean?
Me: Would that include your address? (quoting his "i like to be noticed" message)
Him: tell me my address
Me: *tells him his old address* (my information was out of date at the time)
Him: yeah it used 2 be somethin dif
Me: Tell *his girlfriend's full name* I said hi. (*censored, it's her name again* is his girlfriend's name, which scares the hell out of him that I know it)
Me: Any particular reason nobody is following you on Twitter?
Him: alright ill tell her u said hi.and cuz i never use it
Me: *provides evidence of him using it less than 24 hours ago*
Him: thanks ur cool cuz u can stalk my facebook
Him: srry u have incorret info.
Me: *tells him his new address*
Him: thats better. idc if u no where i live u aint gunna do shit
Me: It must be horrible, to lose your dad like that. (his dad died, something I dug up to use against him, that's horrible of me, I know, I feel bad now)
Him: my dad is dick im glad i dont c him
Him: how about you suck my dick?
Me: No sorry, I'm not homosexual like you.
Me: I didn't quite catch your phone number though, would you be so kind as to tell me?
Him: seriously kid ur just a fuckin pussy even if i do give u my phone # all ur gunna do is threaten me over the phone like a pussy. i swear if i ever see you i will kick your ass
Me: Then I fail to see the harm in you giving me you're phone number.
Him: because i dont want some pussy kid thats all talk. just keep callin my house. and seriously if u ever talk about samm u will bite the fuckin curb. u seriously dont know who ur messin with
Some kid sent me a harassing message on Xbox Live, he goes to my school, but I've never seen him before. I didn't do anything to provoke this kid, but apparently he is jealous of me because I'm best friend's with his crush (tabby1gamer). Unfortunately for him, his flame baiting backfired and he got owned considerably. I tried to write another message to him, but since we aren't friends on Xbox Live, there is a limit to the number of messages we can exchange each day, so it wouldn't let me (and apparently he used up his limit too, since he never replied again).
Him: hey fuck u u fuckin cock suckin dick lickin ass muchin faggot! i bet u think ur real cool for playing half life 2 in the library on advisory days. just a lil advise go get laid! oh but wait that means u have to get a dick first.
Me: Who the fuck are you?
Him: *sends me a voice message that I can't hear*
Me: Hey faggot, I can't hear voice messages, I'm on Xbox.com.
Him: im srry im not the faggot hear. im the one gettin my dick sucked unlike you suckin the dick. oh my name is kevin and im cool cuz i copied tabithas gamertag! fuckin douche
Me: What's up Jacob Blankenship? (I tracked him down)
Him: sup cock sucker
Me: I don't know what's more pathetic, you're attempt to insult me, or you're grammar.
Him: seriously could give less of a fuck if u dont like my grmammar. im srry that i actually have a live and dont care about the lil things like grammar. but seriously your a fuckin faggot that is pathetic
Me: *I forgot what I said here, but it was something witty, no doubt*
Him: the only life u have is half life on the comp. and my gf has softball practice.oh btw hows does it feel 2 get expelled 4 sexual harassment cuz u cant get any pussy
Me: *sends him a link that contains personal information about him*
Him: seriously have u ever even seen a real vagina
Me: *sends him a link that is far worse, yet also true and about him*
Him: r u fuckin stupid im on xbox
Me: I know you're on an Xbox 360, now get your fatass up, go to a computer, and go to the damn links.
Him: im srry i actually to live 4 besides online pussy
Me: If you have a life, why do you have nothing better to do than insult people you don't know over the Internet on a Friday night?
Me: You're probably the same faggot who made the bomb threat.
Him: no actually it was a gun not a bomb get ur facts straight dumbass
Him: umm how about u suck my . and i dont feel like clickin on a link that will take me 2 gay porn
Me: *provided him with proof that he has been lieing the entire conversation.*
Him: omg kid ur such a fuck tard. i said ur name was kevin. i said i know u play half life i never said i played with u. and all i said was u coppied tabithas gamer tag. and ur just a fuckin creep that will be a pedophile someday
Me: *proves him wrong, yet again*
Me: You do realize that I posted your personal information on that site right. (I was jk just to scare the shit out of him, and it worked)
Him: u think ur cool or somethin.i dont care i like 2 be noticed unlike u
Him: u r *name censored* and it was when u changed it
Me: What does that even mean?
Me: Would that include your address? (quoting his "i like to be noticed" message)
Him: tell me my address
Me: *tells him his old address* (my information was out of date at the time)
Him: yeah it used 2 be somethin dif
Me: Tell *his girlfriend's full name* I said hi. (*censored, it's her name again* is his girlfriend's name, which scares the hell out of him that I know it)
Me: Any particular reason nobody is following you on Twitter?
Him: alright ill tell her u said hi.and cuz i never use it
Me: *provides evidence of him using it less than 24 hours ago*
Him: thanks ur cool cuz u can stalk my facebook
Him: srry u have incorret info.
Me: *tells him his new address*
Him: thats better. idc if u no where i live u aint gunna do shit
Me: It must be horrible, to lose your dad like that. (his dad died, something I dug up to use against him, that's horrible of me, I know, I feel bad now)
Him: my dad is dick im glad i dont c him
Him: how about you suck my dick?
Me: No sorry, I'm not homosexual like you.
Me: I didn't quite catch your phone number though, would you be so kind as to tell me?
Him: seriously kid ur just a fuckin pussy even if i do give u my phone # all ur gunna do is threaten me over the phone like a pussy. i swear if i ever see you i will kick your ass
Me: Then I fail to see the harm in you giving me you're phone number.
Him: because i dont want some pussy kid thats all talk. just keep callin my house. and seriously if u ever talk about samm u will bite the fuckin curb. u seriously dont know who ur messin with
