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Hat mir mein damaliger Austausch-Ami geschiggt
Is lustig
My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that
says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw
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"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove ****** from
France."
-Jay Leno
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"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
is a threat.
Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris
with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman
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Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
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France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because
they live in France.
-Mark Twain
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Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent
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I love the French. They taste like chicken.
-Hannibal Lechter
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The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found
truffles in Iraq.
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War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage. -unknown
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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army
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Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing.
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Q. How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
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The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count
on the French to be there when they need us."
_____
Is lustig
My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one that
says 'First Iraq, then France'."
-Tom Brokaw
_____
"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove ****** from
France."
-Jay Leno
_____
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
is a threat.
Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris
with a German Flag on it."
-Dave Letterman
_____
Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!
_____
France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable
because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because
they live in France.
-Mark Twain
_____
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent
_____
I love the French. They taste like chicken.
-Hannibal Lechter
_____
The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found
truffles in Iraq.
_____
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
_____
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage. -unknown
_____
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army
_____
Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
A. Shoot the guy pushing.
_____
Q. How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris?
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.
_____
The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count
on the French to be there when they need us."
_____