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World War Bee ft. Spinnmaster8000 - Spammails von der Front

deamon

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> Zu lang; nicht gelesen: In New Eden bricht ein Krieg vom Zaun und die Propaganda Maschinerie läuft auf Hochtouren. In der Rechten Ecke die ClusterFuckCoalition(CFC aka Imperium), in der linken Ecke Alle Anderen.
Schaltet ein für kryptische Memes und rare Pepes. Garantiert täglich frisch, der Rest ist nur Starscream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ohFkBJ4Cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-PbDCyh6tI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZoDicnKWrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZMBo-QpYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy-K5CPMwhM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VJWw2hFX6A
But wait! There is more:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omVpr9EcXi0


 
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So Allianzkriege in Online Games sind eigentlich schon interessant :)

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http://kotaku.com/eve-online-is-moving-towards-its-largest-confict-in-his-1768178037
After two years of relative peace, various recent events are dragging the players of online space MMO EVE Online towards another massive war. This time it’s between the game’s biggest coalition, The Imperium, against an alliance of smaller factions.

http://www.polygon.com/2016/3/31/11334014/eve-online-war
An online casino is funding one of the largest military mobilizations in Eve's history

https://vimeo.com/161176710

@freezy: ja
 
Eve onion said:
Kim Jong-Un Declares CFC's Spin is Illegal Under North Korean Law
International tensions rose last night after North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un publicly stated that the rhetoric from the CFC is in direct violation of North Korean law and threatened vengeance for the coalition's transgressions against the country.

It's emerged that although most members of the Korean DOKDO corp were from the South, one of the few North Koreans with internet access was also a member of the corp. A member of the Supreme Leader's inner circle, he recently told Mr. Jong-Un how funny he found The Mittani's attempts to control his fragmenting coalition.

The Supreme Leader researched the matter further and was disgusted to see that the CFC leadership were polluting his innocent countrymen's minds with colossal amounts of dishonesty and outright lies. A crime punishable by being executed by an AA gun in North Korea, Kim Jong-Un released a statement denouncing The Mittani's efforts at spinning. He also placed the blame on CCP for facilitating this criminal and threatened nuclear war on Iceland.

With Kim Jong-Un joining World War Bee as a third party, CCP have released a new character portrait background for the followers of the Supreme Leader. Time will tell whether The Mittani realises the reality of the situation from his bunker.
 
In a somewhat unexpected move, the CFC has reployed to Osmon, a 0.7 security system in Caldari space, in order to attempt to extend viceroyalty to the residents of the Forge.

After wardeccing ten highsec ice mining corps in preparation for the move, the conflict has seen mixed success for the CFC. After losing a Hurricane fleet to a handful of Exhumers with frigate support, the majority of the forces deployed to the system have remained docked for the remainder of the day.

Nonetheless CFC leadership are working hard to turn the war in their favour. Dabigredboat, the CFC's second most competent fleet commander, told the Eve Onion 'Swordfleet'. When pressed for further details, he again said 'Swordfleet'. After being asked how interceptors would perform against the fierce T1 drones of Skiffs and Mackinaws, he defended the choice of doctrine by reiterating 'Swordfleet'.

Although one miner did agree to personally give The Mittani 10% of his ore - significantly boosting Goonswarm's ailing revenues - the alliance received a blow when one Karmafleet member defected to a mining corp based in Osmon. The Mittani has called for a new hellwar against this rogue member, and has promised to bring the full force of the Goonhammer down upon him.
 
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