Ein neuer Präsidentschaftskandidat

Ich liebe ihn - so einen braucht man^^

Gut umgesetzt von den EA Leuten, gj.
 
Ich lieg aufm Boden vor Lachen. Wie geil ist das denn?!?!?!?!

ATTACK DOGS :D
Der Kampfdelphin als Logo der Republikaner :D

Und ich wusste es doch schon immer: Joseph Ackermann wird irgendwann mal der mächtigste Mann der Welt
 
Jo cool und kreativ ^^
 
Dafür wollte ich grad nen neuen Thread machen :p



He may not be driving the "Straight Talk Express" or promising to deliver the "Change We Need," but Howard T. Ackerman and his controversial "Screw 'Em All" campaign has begun to pick up momentum as the candidate's blinding confidence in his own decision-making abilities and his indifference to the opinions of others is clearly winning over the American public.

"I don't need any polls, town halls or some fancy schmancy debate with Kronkite-wannabes to tell me what Americans want," said Ackerman at a recent rally in Playa Vista, California. "A vote for me is a vote for the things every American lives for: capitalism, freedom and apple pie. Vote for me if you want to live."

One recent endorser of Ackerman's campaign is the infamous YouTube sensation, the "Obama Girl" (http://www.obamagirl.com), who is debuting a new Ackerman tribute video today. Click the YouTube video above and watch the now infamous "Ackerman Girl".

We've also secured some exclusive images below from her recent music video shoot. Suffice to say, the "Ackerman Girl" is passionate about Ackerman's "Screw 'Em All" campaign platform and we sense the American public is starting to feel the same.











Buoyed by the "Ackerman Girl's" endorsement, other high profile Fortune 500 companies, Barely Political (http://www.barelypolitical.com, and the greater American Public, the unconventional, fully grassroots movement for Ackerman is now moving full steam ahead, with the first wave of Ackerman-approved campaign ads beginning to hit online.

For the uninitiated, the "Screw 'Em All" platform is built on Howard T. Ackerman's no-nonsense approach, instilled in him by his upbringing on a farm in rural Idaho. Some of the fundamental pillars of his campaign include:

--- Ackerman on the Economy: "You have to spend money to make money."
--- Ackerman on Defense: "The best defense is a good offense."
--- Ackerman on Foreign Policy: "Do it to them before they do it to us."
--- Ackerman on Illegal Immigration: "Two words: attack dogs."
 
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