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StaceY - HEY! What'zup? : )
Lowtax - Stacey!!! How have you been, sugar? Long time no see!
StaceY - : - ) ~~~
Lowtax - Who the hell are you?
StaceY - Just wanted you to check out my site!!! We've got great deals on brandname products and exlusive giveaways if you sign up!!! The World's Biggest Cash Game Site!! Over 5000 Winners Everyday! Over $35,000 Won Daily & Growing!! (URL DELETED)
Lowtax - Wow!!! That makes me!!! Excited!!! StaceY!!!!!!!!!!
StaceY - : P Head on over right now and you can check out the special deal I put up Just For You!! (URL DELETED)
Lowtax - A special deal!!! For me!!! Wow!!! This is great! Let me click here to continue!!!
StaceY - : )
Lowtax - Wow!!! An offer for a free Mastercard with NO credit check! How does that work,
Stacey?!? Please try to tell me in an excited tone!!!
StaceY - Click the link and see!!!
Lowtax - Okay!!!
Lowtax - It didn't work!!!! Stacey!!!
StaceY - :-o what Happened??
Lowtax - I don't know, I clicked the link and my lights went out. I don't think this eNetiConAppliance is working right.
StaceY - What kind of computer is that??
Lowtax - It's an eNetiConAppliance. Haven't you heard of those on the news? They did a big article on them for CNN and they interviewed my boss, Dennis Fong.
StaceY - What browser is it??
Lowtax - It has its own browser. It's just kind of unstable now since they're still prototypes. I tried to open your link with my eNetiConAppliance Toaster, but it locked up and my lights went out.
StaceY - What browser does it use tho??
Lowtax - Then I heard a scream and I ran into the bathroom and my cat was rolled up in the shower curtain and was flailing around all over the place so I threw him off my balcony into the woods because nobody goes into my bathroom, period. Not even my cat. Rules are rules and everybody that comes into my place better know the rules.
Lowtax - What were you saying about websites or vitamins or something?
StaceY - It locks up your browser?? whwat Browser are You using??
Lowtax - Hey Stacey, how can I get a Mastercard with NO credit check from your website like it says? I mean, what if I just robbed a bank and then I bought a bunch of shit on credit but never paid the bills because I spent all my stolen money on bail for the bank robbery hearing? Are you a lawyer? Or are you guys just really trusting of other people?
Lowtax - Like do I have to sign a form that says "I PROMISE TO PAY MY BILLS" and then I have to sign another form that says "I PROMISE I JUST SIGNED MY REAL NAME ON THE OTHER FORM" and then there's a third form about God only knows what. I'm liking this free credit car thing less and less Stacey, and I'm not afraid to take it out on you.
StaceY - Theyre just partners with us : ) But its a good deal so you should check it out!!
Lowtax - Stacey we just covered this. I clicked on your little "commit a crime and use our card" link and the lights in my house went out and all hell broke loose and frankly I think I lost a tooth in the mayhem. Your link doesn't work on my browser!
StaceY - What Browser Are You Using???
Lowtax - Dammit Stacey, I don't have a browser!!!!!! I'm using an eNetiConAppliance! The toaster model!
StaceY - What is that??
Lowtax - My entire kitchen is wired for the Internet. I have the prototype eNetiConAppliance toaster, refrigerator, microwave, stove, and barley hat spinner machine. It's all networked together, so while the microwave download recipes for The Spanish Goulag, I can play Minesweeper on the stove! Online! On the Internet!
StaceY - OH I HEard about those!!
Lowtax - ON THE INTERNET!!!! STACEY!!!
StaceY - Howd you get those?? I didn't think they were selling yet!?
Lowtax - Well I work for Dennis Fong, Stacey, and I'm sure you heard of him.
StaceY - No : (
Lowtax - Yes you have you little vixen. Dennis Fong owns almost all the oil wells in Northern Texas. He's a big tech guru and he's made great eProducts such as the CyberSpritzer 2000, the Microwavable Select-A-Dice, and some crazy blue thing that they only sell in Japan. It's like a weedwacker or something except it has a face of a big blue donkey and it vomits perfume on old women's faces every 30 minutes. It's like some beauty thing.
StaceY - What company is this?? How much adveritissing do you guys do?? ;-)
Lowtax - Are you into beauty, Stacey?
Lowtax - A/S/L?!?!?!
StaceY - Do you guys advertisse online??